Just for Starters, Build Her a Birdhouse

Thug on street: Hey, girl! You lookin' fine. I'm gonna do... things to you. Yup, lots of... things.
Thug friend: Like, what you gonna do to her?
Thug: Things, man. I said things.

--125th St & Morningside Ave

via Overheard in New York, Jan 31, 2010